Certainly not me!!! I used to when I was a kid, but now I say I wish they would s**** it. My wife is right into it, X-mas that is and she always asks if I'm going to ruin it again this year by being a grouch when it comes to going to visit all her relatives. I have a hard enough time just going to see mine which by the way is always civilized, hers on the other hand, well let me tell you, you think Randy Quaid in the movie National Lampoons Christmas is a characture, well you ain't met her relatives. Not one of them is in the least bit sane. And I'm expected to keep on a happy F#%*'n face during all this time. Give me a nice big Gat, then you might see me start to crack a smile, at that point you better run though. Just once I'd like to spend X-mas at home and relax. All the money I've managed to save up until this time always gets used up buying stupid stuff for stupid people who never appreciate it and kids that end up breaking whatever toy you buy them before they even get it unwrapped at which point they feel it necessary to then start wrecking my stuff like knocking video camera's off a shelf, breaking fine china, Mad Mad Mad Mad burningthe rug, plugging the toilet up, forgetting what the password is when coming back here by themselves and setting the security alarm off thus having an officer respond to it. Need I say any more??? I'M FED UP WITH X-MAS...... Please someone just drop a piano on my head from 10 stories high,,,,,PLEASE!!!! It would be a lot less painful. Mad
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"And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."

That's what Christmas is all about Dogg. Good will toward men. And women. And relatives. Smiler

But, I sympathize, Dogg. I hate the run-around. I can't wait until I have kids, so I can tell everyone, "Come to my house, I have kids." Big Grin
Well, tha wife's whole famn damily is here right now, somebody please save me, what did I do to desearve this???? Why do they have to let the kids bring these toys with them that make such aggravating noises non-stop??? Screaming, yelling, smelly diapers, tha whole nine yards. On the good side they've only managed to wreck two of my gifts that I got last night, but on the bad side it's only two o'clock here right now and they still have at least 6 hours to do more damage. I love to see their little faces light up with glee after they have managed to dismantle, dissasemble, or totally screw up something that I just got and haven't even got to use yet. Why can't it be something of the wife's, then I could simply say "Hey they're only kids sweetie" it's Christmas. Maybe I should just totally load em up on sugar and just watch em go. Please somebody save me!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH @#$%%%#@@@@@&&***^^%%$%
THA Dogg
Well the first of the bills are starting to arrive from this past joyous festive season which we all love so much, (NOT),which by the way seen fit to reward me yet again with gaining 10 pounds in the midsection.,,,,Damn shortbread cookies! I'm thankful there arn't any holidays for the the next few months, gives me time to relax by trying to make additional money by working mega hours of overtime. I should be almost caught up by November, but Hey!!! I guess I should look on the brighter side, afterall,,, "It'll soon be Christmas"
Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad

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