Where are all the turntablist? Did everyone turn in their tables for a PS2. And if so do we get a discount. What do i do with all of my vinyl. Can't use them as frisbes, might hurt the neighbor kids. Would use them as coasters but i don't drink that much.
Have we all just given up on turntables? Turned our backs on them just like we did to the Ford Pinto? I say bring back the turntables and the Pinto. That way i will finally be in style again