I know Stevie meant no disrespect.
Believe me, I've heard him scratch. He's poking fun at himself. Although, I'm no prize winner myself.
My only words are: You have to find equipment that works right for you. If you're not happy, bring it back, try something else. Ultimately, you have to live & work with it. You should be happy with your gear.
I'm sure ADJ will clear this matter up. Their customer support is great, and if Skilz is on the case....look out! (it's a good thing)